Local Man T-Shirt

"Local Man Finishes Project. Neighbors stunned. Hardware store reports record losses." Finally, a shirt that celebrates the rarest event in any workshop. If you're the type who has eleven trips to the hardware store in a single build and a pile of parts that all made sense at the time, this one's for you. Wear it to prove that yes, the birdhouse is actually done, and yes, you have witnesses. A great gift for Dad, your husband, or the woodworker in your life who finishes projects roughly once per presidential term.