Best Human, Adequate Service Dog Hoodie — Funny Dog Household Pullover

Best Human. Adequate Service. · 5 colours · XS–3XL A performance review nobody asked for — delivered anyway. 7.4 oz Heavyweight fleece XS–3XL Dog sizing 60/40 Cotton / poly blend Made to order Printed just for you Household Management designSoft fleece pulloverDTG print5 coloursFree Delivery — UK, EU, US & More A cosy fleece hoodie with a bold office-memo style back print — see the photos for the full design. For the human who's doing fine, allegedly, according to management. Eye-catching print, built to last Printed big and bold across the back — vivid, high-contrast artwork that holds up wash after wash. See the photos for the full design. A gift that gets a smile Every dog owner knows who's really in charge. A cheeky performance review from the dog handing out the marks — for the human trying their best under close supervision. Cosy fleece, thoughtful details A 7.4oz/yd² 60/40 combed ringspun cotton-poly fleece with a soft feel throughout. A collar hole at the back of the hood keeps the collar or harness accessible without taking the hoodie off, plus a handy front pocket and ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug, secure fit. Available in Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater — the design prints crisp and true on every colour. Size Weight Chest Back length Typical breeds XS 0–4 lb 12.5" (32cm) 8.5" (22cm) Chihuahua, teacup Yorkie, teacup Pomeranian (puppies) S 5–10 lb 13.5" (34cm) 9.4" (24cm) Chihuahua, Yorkshire Terrier, Pomeranian, Toy Poodle M 11–23 lb 14.5" (37cm) 10" (25cm) Dachshund, French Bulldog, Pug, Cavalier King Charles Spaniel L 24–45 lb 16.5" (42cm) 12" (30cm) Cocker Spaniel, Beagle, Border Collie, Staffordshire Bull Terrier XL 46–70 lb 18.5" (47cm) 15.5" (39cm) Labrador Retriever, Golden Retriever, Boxer, Husky 2XL 71–85 lb 23" (58cm) 17.5" (44cm) German Shepherd, Doberman, large Golden Retriever 3XL 86 lb+ 28" (71cm) 18" (46cm) Great Dane, Mastiff, St Bernard, Newfoundland Measurements are from the hoodie manufacturer's own spec sheet for this model. Breed examples are a general guide only — always go by your dog's actual weight, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range. Pairs well with One of several designs in our growing Household Management range — more landing soon. Shop all dog hoodies → Questions & answers How big is the design on the back?It's placed centre-back and sized to sit clearly within the print area without crowding the seams — bold and easy to read rather than a small logo. The product photos show the exact scale, so have a look before ordering.What size should I order?Sizing is based on your dog's weight, not breed alone. Check the weight range in the size guide above, and for barrel-chested breeds (French Bulldogs, Pugs, Staffies) size up from the weight range.What colours does it come in?Five colourways: Black, Navy, Granite Heather, Mauvelous and Saltwater. The Best Human, Adequate Service design prints the same bold way on every colour.Who's this hoodie for?For the dog who's clearly running a tight ship, and the human trying to keep up. A funny gift for anyone who already knows who's really in charge at home.How do I wash it so the print lasts?Machine wash on the warm cycle with detergent. Turning it inside out before washing helps keep the print looking sharp for longer.How long does delivery take?Each hoodie is made to order, so please allow 2–5 working days for printing before dispatch. Delivery is free and fully tracked to the UK, EU, US, Australia and more than 40 countries in total. Everywhere else ships free too. For an estimated delivery time to your location, see our contact page or check the information at checkout.Can I return it if it's not right?If you're not happy with your order, visit our contact page and we'll sort it out. Returns are free within 30 days for unused items in original condition. As each hoodie is printed to order, we can't accept change-of-mind returns on worn items, but anything faulty will be reprinted or refunded.Part of the SniffWaggleNWalk™ range — designed in-house, printed on demand, built for real walks.