Max's Stash Catnip

😼 The Good Stuff Psst... hey, kitty. Looking for the finest stash in town? Word on the alley is this is the premium nip. Hand-picked, carefully dried, and sealed for maximum freshness, this legendary stash has neighborhood cats rolling, zooming, and acting like they own the place (because they probably do). One sniff and your furry little "business associate" will be rubbing, purring, pouncing, and making deals with the couch cushions. Sprinkle a pinch on a toy, scratching post, or cat tree and watch your customer inspect the merchandise with professional enthusiasm. Max's Guarantee 🌿 100% premium dried catnip leaves 😼 Fresh, aromatic, and worthy of the neighborhood's toughest feline critics 📦 1.1 oz of the finest "inventory" 🐾 Perfect for toys, scratching posts, beds, and cat trees 🚫 No fillers. No funny business. Just the good stuff. Disclaimer from Management: We do not condone illegal activity. This product is completely legal and intended only for cats. Side effects may include zoomies, dramatic rolling, excessive purring, suspicious levels of confidence, and temporary ownership of your entire house.