For when customer service is no longer your calling. The “How Can I Help You Fuck Off” sticker is perfect for anyone who’s mastered the professional smile while mentally begging everyone to leave them alone. Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or desk gear as a friendly reminder that you’re happy to help... just preferably with their departure. ✅ High-quality vinyl ✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles & more ✅ Indoor/outdoor use Approx Size: 3" x 3" Perfect for customer service survivors, office workers, and anyone whose people skills are hanging on by a thread.