Fat Bears T-Shirt

There's a bear in Katmai who eats 40,000 calories a day and calls it prep. Meanwhile you're negotiating with HR over four extra days off.This is for anyone who's ever watched Fat Bear Week and thought, honestly, relatable. The bear didn't ask permission to hibernate for six months. He just sat down by the river, got enormous, and disappeared into the woods with zero out-of-office message. That's not laziness, that's vision.Wear it as a small tribute to unbothered creatures everywhere, and a gentle reminder to yourself that your PTO request has been pending for eleven business days.