I Hit Flock Cameras (On Accident)

I Hit Flock Cameras (On Accident) Bumper Sticker This bumper sticker features bold retro orange lettering, a tiny camera graphic, and the kind of disclaimer that definitely makes everything sound more innocent. Perfect for anyone who enjoys plausible deniability, traffic infrastructure discourse, or stickers that make the car behind you squint and go, “wait, WHAT?” I HIT FLOCK CAMERAS. (ON ACCIDENT.) A deeply unfortunate coincidence that keeps happening near extremely expensive roadside surveillance equipment. Funny Flock Sticker for Totally Accidental Incidents This funny bumper sticker is approximately 8.5 x 2.5 inches, giving the joke plenty of room to announce itself without turning your vehicle into a rolling billboard. Stick it on your car, truck, toolbox, laptop, cooler, filing cabinet, or any other smooth surface that deserves a suspicious little disclaimer. Choose the bumper sticker version for classic stick-it-and-forget-it energy, or grab a magnet if commitment makes you itchy. Weatherproof Sticker Made for the Outdoors Our premium all-weather vinyl makes this a weatherproof sticker built for rain, sun, road grime, splashes, and regular car washes. It’s waterproof, smudge-resistant, fade-resistant, and designed for long-term outdoor use. For best results, clean the surface with water and let it dry completely before applying. Press your vinyl sticker down from the center outward to help prevent bubbles. Smooth, glossy surfaces work best. Textured plastics, low-surface-energy materials, dirty surfaces, and other cursed substrates may not cooperate, even with premium vinyl. Car Magnet Option for Less Permanent Allegations Want the joke without permanently attaching it to your vehicle? Choose the car magnet version. Standard magnets are 20 mil thick, while extra-thick 30 mil magnets are available for colder climates or particularly aggressive wind. One important catch: magnets only stick to metal. Many modern bumpers are plastic, because automotive manufacturers apparently enjoy ruining perfectly good magnet plans. Test your vehicle before ordering. Doors, trunks, and side panels are often safer bets. Remove magnets before automatic car washes and during extreme weather for the best longevity. Buy 2, Get 1 Free One bumper sticker says something about you. Three starts to feel like evidence. Our Buy 2, Get 1 Free deal applies automatically. Add 3 qualifying items and one is free. Add 6, get 2 free. Add 9, get 3 free. Math, but finally useful. Each item is handmade in Washington, so sizing may vary slightly. Orders typically ship within 1–3 business days, and we ship worldwide. Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic. Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity. For new drops, chaotic ideas, and stickers in the wild, follow us on Instagram — we post the good stuff there first.