"Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Stoned" Crop Top

Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Stoned The slogan does the talking. It is printed on a garment-dyed washed black crop top in soft, heavyweight 100% cotton, cut boxy with oversized sleeves — the kind of shirt that looks lived-in from the very first wear, because the dye goes on after the shirt is sewn rather than before. An exclusive Greenhouse Girls design, sized S through 2XL in one washed black colorway. Made for women, by women — which is more or less the whole point of the joke. 🔥 Product Highlights: 👕 Garment-dyed washed black — soft, lived-in finish 🧵 100% heavyweight cotton ✂ Boxy cropped fit with oversized sleeves 📏 Sizes S–2XL 🎨 Full-color transfer print — soft hand, machine washable 🌸 Exclusive Greenhouse Girls design 💙 Women-owned and women-founded 💙 Why You’ll Love It: The crop and the oversized sleeve balance each other out — covered where you want it, cropped where you don’t Garment dye means it already looks broken in, and it fades softly instead of going patchy Heavyweight cotton holds its shape instead of clinging Goes with high-waisted everything A joke that lands without needing to be explained Designed and sold by an actual women-owned shop, not a dropship storefront ❓ FAQ Q: How does this crop top fit? A: Boxy and relaxed through the body with oversized sleeves, cropped at the waist. It is a loose cut rather than a fitted one — size down if you want it closer to the body, size up if you want it longer and slouchier. Q: What does garment-dyed mean? A: The shirt is sewn first and dyed afterward, as a finished garment rather than as fabric on a roll. That is what gives washed black its soft, slightly faded look straight out of the bag, and why no two pieces come out dyed exactly alike. It also means the shirt softens with wear instead of stiffening up. Q: Will the print crack or peel? A: It is a full-color transfer print, and it holds up in the wash when you treat it right: turn the shirt inside out, wash cold, and hang dry or tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the design. Q: What sizes does it come in? A: S, M, L, XL and 2XL. Washed black is the only colorway. Q: What is it made of? A: 100% heavyweight cotton, garment-dyed. Q: Can I buy it in store, or do you ship? A: Both. It ships from our online store, and you can find Greenhouse Girls merch in person at our Palm Harbor shop on US Highway 19 N and at the Oldsmar Flea Market on weekends.