Floating Keychain
Ever watched your boat keys drop into the lake in slow motion? Yeah, it’s a vibe killer. We don't manufacture these bad boys at Rogue Life Co., but we sure as hell curated the best ones so your keys don’t end up at the bottom of the lake. Whether you want to keep it wholesome or let everyone at the marina know exactly how you feel, we’ve got a foam floatie with your name on it. Why You Need It: High-Visibility Foam: Thick, buoyant foam that keeps your ignition keys floating right on the surface. Slightly Improper (Options Available): Choose from classic lake & Lobster vibes or full-throttle attitude to match your mood. Heavy-Duty Ball Chain: Securely attaches to your boat, jet ski, or truck keys. Clarity at a Glance: Bright colors ensure you can spot your keys instantly, even when the water gets choppy.
Specifications
- Style
- White Lake Life, Red Maine Lobster, Green Float the F*Ck Away from Me, Orange Where Are My F*cking Keys, Pink Bitch Don't Lose Me
Variants (5)
- White Lake Life — 8.00 USD — In stock
- Red Maine Lobster — 8.00 USD — In stock
- Green Float the F*Ck Away from Me — 8.00 USD — In stock
- Orange Where Are My F*cking Keys — 8.00 USD — In stock
- Pink Bitch Don't Lose Me — 8.00 USD — In stock
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