Funny Retirement Card | Tortoise Greeting
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description: Retirement. No more alarms. No more meetings. No more Mondays. The tortoise has just one thought... "Must be nice." This hilarious retirement greeting card is perfect for celebrating someone's well-earned freedom with a little dry humour. Featuring a wonderfully unimpressed tortoise and an understated punchline, it's ideal for colleagues, friends, family members or anyone finally escaping the 9-to-5. Perfect for: • Retirement celebrations • Leaving work • Office farewells • Coworker gifts • Boss retirement • Long-service celebrations Designed in KEOLIX's signature minimalist style, this adorable tortoise delivers the joke with the perfect expression. Professionally printed on premium cardstock and available in multiple sizes and finishes, it's a keepsake they'll enjoy long after their final working day. 📐 AVAILABLE SIZES • A6 • A5 • A4 ✨ FINISH OPTIONS • Matte – soft, premium finish • Glossy – vibrant colours with extra shine 📦 DETAILS • Blank inside for your own message • Includes envelope • Premium quality cardstock • Professionally printed • Designed by KEOLIX ❓ FAQs Is the inside blank? Yes! The inside is blank for your own retirement message. Does it come with an envelope? Yes, every greeting card includes a matching envelope. Who is this card for? Perfect for retiring colleagues, friends, parents, grandparents, teachers, bosses or family members. What occasions is it suitable for? Retirement parties, leaving work, farewell gifts and long-service celebrations. Shipping times may vary during busy periods, holidays, or postal delays. Thanks for your patience and understanding while your order arrives. ✨ About KEOLIX KEOLIX creates bold, playful, emotionally meaningful designs inspired by faith, comfort, and creativity. From kawaii-inspired stickers to minimalist art prints and greeting cards, every piece is designed to feel personal, comforting, and easy to love. Browse more favourites here: Shop Best Sellers Build your own vibe and explore more from KEOLIX here.…
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