Sleazy Greetings - Saggy Tits | Funny Die Cut Birthday Card: 5 x 7
Sleazy Greetings creates bold, hilarious, hand-illustrated die cut greeting cards designed to stop customers in their tracks and make them laugh out loud. Our cards combine premium boutique stationery quality with irreverent humor, absurd jokes, internet-style comedy, and unapologetic personality — making them a strong impulse-buy item for gift shops, bookstores, novelty retailers, tourist shops, stationery boutiques, and stores looking for humor that stands out from traditional greeting card brands. Every design is hand illustrated and created the hard way — absolutely no AI-generated artwork is used in any of our products. We believe original art, human creativity, and authentic humor matter. PRODUCT FEATURES • Unique die-cut greeting card shaped like boobs • Printed on premium 110lb matte cardstock • Blank inside for a personalized message • Includes red peel-and-stick envelope • Packaged in a protective resealable sleeve • Individual UPC barcode printed on back • No pricing printed on cards • Designed and printed in the USA • Hand illustrated original artwork • Retail-ready packaging • Available primarily in A7 (5" x 6.7") size • Packed in case packs of 6 • Please order in multiples of 6 MERCHANDISING TIPS Our cards perform best displayed outward so customers can immediately read the joke and react emotionally to the humor. Wall-mounted displays and outward-facing stationery sections consistently outperform traditional spinner racks. Holiday collections also perform especially well near registers, checkout counters, and tabletop displays. Birthday cards are our strongest year-round category outside of major holidays and consistently rank among our top reorders. Sleazy Greetings cards pair especially well with: • novelty gifts • candles • funny socks • stickers • stationery • gag gifts • impulse-buy displays • bachelorette and friendship gifts • adult humor sections MSRP typically ranges from $6.00–$7.00 USD depending on size and design. Funny. Bold. Hand illustrated. Made for customers who want greeting cards with actual personality.