A Capitalist CATastrophe

Cuddles Von Profit II (known to tax havens as Rob R. Baron) You are most honoured to meet a titan of industry. A cat who has never worked a day in his life. Cuddles Von Profit II is a raku cat sculpture dressed with his polished top hat and ever-watchful monocle. He surveys his domain with the quiet confidence of someone who just laid off 3,000 imaginary employees to increase “paw-fits” Fired in smoke and flame through the raku process, his surface shimmers with metallic flashes, crackles, and unpredictable markings, the beautiful, chaotic result of real forces at work. A humourous commentary on extreme wealth, inflated self-importance, and the special kind of confidence you get from never facing consequences, Cuddles Von Profit II is a purr-fect reminder that billionaires and wealth hoarding are ridiculous, but cats are essential. Entirely unique. Dramatically over-dressed. 100% less morally reprehensible than an actual billionaire. Adopt Cuddles Von Profit II and turn the tables by owning a billionaire instead of them owning you. **Warning** Do not attempt to eat. May cause gastrointestinal distress. Height: 6 inches / 15 cm Width: 5.5 inches / 14 cm ————– Raku is a firing process dating back to 16th century Japan that creates one-of-a-kind unique pieces of art. You can learn more about the raku process here.