Calvia is a marble-look tile kit. The veining is printed on a thick composite sheet, the surface is a satin UV coat, and the grid is a moulded grout-look channel — so a weekend splashback does not start with a fabricator’s quote. It is not a slab. It will not fool a stonemason at 20 centimetres. From across a kitchen, in decent light, it reads finished. We sell it as an outlet kit because the useful parts are the ones cheap vinyl sheets skip: thickness you can feel at the edge, a channel that looks like grout instead of a sticker grid, spare tiles, and a card that tells you where not to put it. Where it belongs Kitchen splashback behind a cold or electric run — leave clearance beside a high-output gas hob Powder-room vanity wall, laundry backsplash, rental feature strip behind a console Smooth painted drywall, sealed plaster, or existing tile that is sound and degreased Where it does not Shower floors, wet-room floors, or anything submerged Fresh paint (wait 30 days), crumbling plaster, heavy texture, crumbling grout Floors, countertops used as a chopping surface, or exterior Direct, repeated flame or a pot pressed against the surface What’s in the kit Tiles, two spares, a cutting guide, alcohol wipes for the first metre, and a one-page install card. You still need a metal ruler, a sharp blade, and a J-roller or a firm cloth. Work at room temperature. Press from the centre out. The adhesive is the product — if the wall is dusty, the tile will be on the floor in a month, and that is the wall’s fault plus ours for not saying it loudly. The three looks Calvia White — cool grey-green vein on a warm white field. Quiet kitchens. Calvia Taupe — brown-gold vein on stone-beige. Softer with brass and oak. Calvia Ink — pale vein on a charcoal field. Use it as a strip, not a whole room, unless you mean it. Shipping Flat carton. Dispatch in 3–7 business days from our partner warehouse; most US orders 10–18 days door to door. EU and UK a little longer. This is stock, not a custom slab lead time.