Neighbor Joke Funny Housewarming Card

“Congratulations on your new home! I hope your new neighbors aren’t assholes.” This funny housewarming card skips the sugary sentiment and gets straight to the important stuff, printed in clean black-and-white typography for a modern, understated look.It’s the easy pick for close friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates humor with a little bite. Blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card, ready for your own message.Product Details• One 5 × 7-inch funny housewarming card • Clean black-and-white typography design • Blank inside for your own message • Professionally printed to order in the USA • Card artwork created by Designs by Linda Nee LLC • Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed cardSize & Format• 5 × 7 inches, folded • Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards • Standard portrait orientationPackaging & Shipping• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality • Printed and shipped from the USAPerfect For• New homeowners and first-time home buyers • Friends moving house and new apartment celebrations • Coworker moving gifts and realtor client gifts • New neighbor congratulationsComplete Your CollectionLooking for more sarcastic gift-giving humor? Browse the full collection of funny greeting cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more close-friend-approved punchlines.FAQIs this housewarming card blank inside? Yes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message. What size is this card? It’s a 5 × 7-inch card, printed to order in the USA. How is this different from your other new home card? This one jokes about hoping the new neighbors aren’t jerks, while the other jokes about overstaying your welcome as a guest.© Designs by Linda Nee LLC