Xmas Calories Tee

Dale Jr. already told you beer calories don’t count, and the same rule covers the holidays. Santa’s suited up in a DMM firesuit and goggles, waving from the table with a plate of cookies and a glass of milk, and he isn’t counting either. It’s a vintage-style illustration in holiday green with Dale Jr. Download underneath, printed on a heavyweight garment-dyed tee that’s broken in from day one. Relaxed unisex fit, with plenty of room for seconds. Grab another cookie. It’s science.