Hey Laserlips Your Momma Was a Snowblower T-Shirt

Hey Laserlips Your Momma Was a Snowblower T-Shirt – Funny Robot Tee Retro Robot Insult – Savage Snowblower Momma Humor This bold cartoon robot design delivers a classic savage burn: “Hey Laserlips… Your Momma Was a Snowblower!” With glowing eyes, angry blue brows, and twin augers, it’s pure 80s-inspired trash talk perfect for anyone who loves retro robot humor and over-the-top mom jokes. 💡 Why You’ll Love It: Eye-catching retro robot graphic with glowing headlights High-quality DTG printing for vibrant, long-lasting colors Ultra-soft cotton blend for all-day comfort Unisex fit – ideal for guys and girls with a wicked sense of humor 🎁 Perfect For: Fans of 80s cartoons, Transformers, and robot humor White elephant gifts, bachelor parties, and holiday roasts Anyone who enjoys savage mom jokes and funny insult tees 🧼 Shirt Care: Machine wash cold inside out Tumble dry low or hang dry Do not iron directly on the print Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and awkward family reactions. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾ 4XL 34 30 24 ¼ 5XL 35 32 25 ¼ LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 39.7 M 73.7 50.8 43.2 L 76.2 55.9 47 XL 78.7 61 50.8 2XL 81.3 66 54.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 58 4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5 5XL 89 81.3 64.3