The Two Guys, Zero Agreements Two-Tone Hat

Two colors that do not match, which I am told is the point. Like me and Lou. Yankees and Mets. Theater and whatever Lou does on a Saturday. The brim is one thing, the crown is another, and somehow the whole arrangement works, which is the single most accurate description of our friendship anyone has ever stitched onto a hat. Herb & Lou's across the front. My name first. Still alphabetical, still correct