EX-TERMINATION SERVICE™

EX-TERMINATION FEEDING SERVICE™ You name it. We feed it to a fish. Or crab. Choose your victim: 🦐 Frozen Shrimp 🦐 Frozen Krill 🐟 Frozen fish (sorry, no live animals) Choose your executioner: 🐡 Pufferfish 🐠 Aggressive predators 🦀 Crustacean destroyers Available in-person or receive a personalized video of your "ex" being aggressively inhaled by a marine animal. We get it, the mature and healthy thing is to forgive and forget... or at least that's what your therapist said. But sometimes, you need to be a tiny bit petty to get closure! Better than paying an online witch to curse your ex, get instant gratification! Try our new EX-TERMIINATION feeding service! (Also available for arch nemesis, workplace bullies, fake friends, etc.) *Results may vary. No closure guaranteed. Customer Reviews: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Watching a pufferfish annihilate ‘Kevin’ healed me more than therapy.” — Ashley ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “The triggerfish showed zero mercy.” — Megan ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Way more satisfying than crying in my car.” — Anonymous