FIRE'D UP CHICK'N

Stir Fry Noodles Fire'd Up Chick'n If you are going to suffer, at least get something out of it. 31g of protein. 5g of fibre. The first fire noodle that pays you back. Every fire noodle asks the same thing of you. The sweat. The watering eyes. That moment three quarters down the bowl where you quietly reconsider your life. You pay it gladly, because the burn is the entire point. Then you turn the bag over. Eight grams of protein. A block of fried flour and a good story. You suffered for a snack. Fire'd Up Chick'n asks for exactly the same thing and hands back a meal. Same chewy stir fry pull. Same savoury chick'n heat. Same sauce that stains the bowl and the corner of your mouth. What changes is the macros. 31 grams of protein and 5 grams of fibre, built into the strand rather than dusted on top. So when the burn fades and your body starts asking what that was actually for, there is an answer. 31g Protein 5g Fibre 100% Vegan 5 Minutes Still want to make it a challenge? Good. That is half of why we made it. Full sauce packet. Phone propped up. No milk on the table, no bailing at strand forty. Run it against your brother, your roommate, the guy at work who says he handles spice. The 31 grams does not care what your reason is. It lands either way. Most fire noodle challenges cost you a meal. This one is the meal. The protein is in the noodle Not a sachet. Not a scoop of powder you stir through and pretend you cannot taste. We build wheat protein and pea protein into the dough before it is ever extruded, which is slower, fussier, and the honest reason a stir fry took us this long to release. It also means the strand holds up. Four minutes in the water and it still fights back on the bite, still grabs sauce the way a stir fry noodle is supposed to. Protein noodles have a reputation for turning to paste. We spent the R&D so this one does not. No frying either. Air dried, so you are not starting dinner in a bath of palm oil. How hot, honestly 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Four out of five. Right alongside the Korean fire noodles you are already picturing. It builds rather than ambushes you, peaks somewhere around the halfway mark, and stays there until the bowl is done. Half the sauce packet gives you a rich, warm stir fry that anybody at the table can eat. The full packet is the one you film. FIVE minutes, three steps Step 01 Drop the cake into 600ml of boiling water for five minutes. Loosen it with chopsticks as it gives. Step 02 Drain, but leave roughly six tablespoons behind. That splash is what turns the sauce glossy instead of gritty. Step 03 Off the heat. Sauce and toppings in, toss for thirty seconds until every strand is coated. Eat it hot. What you get for the same suffering Fire'd Up Chick'n Typical fire noodles The burn All of it All of it Protein 31g 8g to 10g Fibre 5g Under 2g Fried noodle block No Almost always Vegan Yes Rarely Counts as dinner Yes You know it does not Comparison figures are typical values for popular spicy instant stir fry noodles and will vary by brand. Who this is really for The 9pm gym walk in who needs food in five minutes and cannot afford for it to be empty. The person eight months into hitting a protein target who cannot look at another chicken breast. The student, the shift worker, the one cooking at an hour nobody else calls dinner time. And the guy who just wants to see if he can finish it. All welcome. Same bag. Quick answers Is there real chicken in this? No. Chick'n is our plant based savoury seasoning, and the whole bag is vegan. The protein is coming from the noodle, not from meat. Does 31g of protein make it taste like protein? No, and that was the whole fight in development. It reads as a proper chewy stir fry noodle. If we could not get there, we were not shipping it. Can I make it less painful? Half the sauce packet, or a spoon of soy yogurt or plant based cheese stirred through at the end. Both take it down a full level without killing the flavour. Can I turn it into a bigger meal? Please do. Our Artisan Veggie Boost was made for exactly this, and a fried egg on top is never the wrong call. Suffer if you want to. Just come away with something. Mighty Ramen · Made for Canada