BBC Reality Check — Wear the Joke. Own the Punchline.
Let's be honest — you clicked on a cage that says "BBC" on it, and deep down you already know why we think that's funny. This isn't false advertising. It's a dare. The Irony Cage locks your "big" plans into a snug, egg-smooth shell that was never designed to hold anything impressive — and that's exactly the point. Slide it on, snap the base ring shut, and watch the fantasy of being in charge shrink down to whatever actually fits. Spoiler: it fits easily. Whether your partner picked this out with a smirk, or you ordered it yourself because you already know the truth, this cage turns your ego in for safekeeping. Four interchangeable base rings mean there's a size for every "he's actually pretty big" claim you've ever made — and a very quiet moment when you realize which one you need. Wear it under jeans. Wear it as a confession. Either way, the key isn't yours anymore. ✨ What Makes It Different The "BBC" branding is the joke, not a promise. Embossed right on the shell so nobody in the room misses the punchline — including you. 4 interchangeable base rings let you (or whoever's holding the key) dial in the exact level of "cozy" your reality requires. Smooth, seamless egg shape with no sharp edges, ridges, or spikes — this is humiliation through fit, not discomfort through design. Keychain lock included so the moment of surrender is literal, not just a figure of speech. Available in Black or bubblegum Pink — because sometimes the punishment should also be adorable. 📏 Sizes / Dimensions Cage base plate: 47mm x 23mm opening Base Ring #1: 44mm (width) x 40mm (height) Base Ring #2: 48mm (width) x 44mm (height) Base Ring #3: 54mm (width) x 50mm (height) Base Ring #4: 60mm (width) x 54mm (height) Colors: Black / Pink 🧠 The Experience There's a click, and then there's quiet. The kind of quiet where you stop pretending and start measuring. The Irony Cage doesn't ask you to be big — it asks you to be honest, and locks the door behind the answer. Wear it smug if you can. Most don't make it past ring #2. ⚠️ Play Safely Choose the correct base ring size — too tight causes restricted circulation, too loose defeats the lock. Reassess sizing if any numbness, discoloration, or pain occurs and remove immediately. Do not wear for extended periods without regular check-ins (max 2-4 hours recommended for beginners); longer wear should be built up gradually with supervision. Clean thoroughly with toy cleaner or mild soap before and after each use; body-safe silicone/ABS materials only. Keep spare key or backup release method accessible at all times in case of emergency. Not a substitute for medical-grade chastity devices; discontinue use if irritation develops. FIND YOUR IDEAL SIZE THANKS TO OUR AI: SIZE CALCULATOR Measure manually for the base ring Measure the circumference around your cock from behind the balls. You can use a fabric tape measure (the kind dressmakers use) to get the measurement, or, if you don’t have one, you can use a piece of string and a ruler. Wrap the tape measure or string around your cock, going behind the balls. The tape should be snug but not tight. Now you have your circumference you need to divide it by 3.14 to get the diameter. We’ve done some sample calculations below to show you how it works: In imperial:7 inches ÷ 3.14 = 2.25 inches diameter 6.25 inches ÷ 3.14 = 2 inches diameter 5.5 inches ÷ 3.14 = 1.75 inches diameter 4.7 inches ÷ 3.14 = 1.5 inches diameter