“Chance made us coworkers, but the dumbasses surrounding us made us friends.” This funny coworker gift pairs bold distressed typography with a perfectly blunt message for the person who makes going to work considerably more tolerable.It’s the easy pick for a work bestie, favorite coworker, office friend, retiring colleague, or anyone leaving for a new job. Blank inside on a 5 × 7-inch folded card with a coordinating envelope, ready for your own message.Product Details• One folded 5 × 7-inch funny coworker gift • Clean black-and-white distressed typography design • Blank inside for your own message • Coordinating envelope included • Professionally printed to order in the USA • Colors may vary slightly between monitors and the printed cardSize & Format• 5 × 7 inches, folded • Available as 1 Card, 5 Cards, or 10 Cards • Standard portrait orientationPackaging & Shipping• Carefully packaged flat to protect corners and print quality • Ships with a matching envelope • Printed and shipped from the USAPerfect For• Work besties and favorite coworkers • Going-away and new-job celebrations • Retirement cards and work anniversaries • Secret Santa and office gift exchangesComplete Your CollectionLooking for more office-approved humor? Browse the full collection of funny greeting cards from Designs by Linda Nee for more work-bestie punchlines.FAQIs this coworker gift blank inside? Yes, the inside is blank so you can add your own message. What size is this card? It’s a folded 5 × 7-inch card that includes a coordinating envelope. Would this work as a going-away or retirement card? Yes, the message fits a going-away, retirement, or new-job celebration just as well as everyday office friendship.© Designs by Linda Nee LLC