Currently Cheating on My Neurologist With a Duke Tote Bag

Your neurologist said reduce screen time, stay hydrated, and manage your stress. You said absolutely, downloaded three new romance novels, and haven't seen daylight since Tuesday. No notes. This tote was made for the chronic migraine reader who has accepted that a morally grey fictional duke does more for pain management than any treatment plan. Roomy enough for your Kindle (if your eyes can take a low-light screen), your meds, your ice pack, and your dignity (optional). Made from 100% certified organic cotton in a sturdy 8 oz twill — because you deserve something that holds up as well as your coping mechanisms. 16″ × 14½″ × 5″ with dual 24.5″ straps and a 30 lb weight limit. That's a lot of hardcovers, just saying. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide BAG WIDTH (inches) BAG HEIGHT (inches) BAG DEPTH (inches) STRAP LENGTH (inches) STRAP WIDTH (inches) One size 16 14 ½ 5 24 1/2 1