VAR Wars T-shirt

In a galaxy far, far away, a goal was given. Then VAR intervened. What followed was six minutes of a man in a room somewhere watching seventeen different angles of a defender's left knee while 80,000 people stood in silence not knowing whether to cheer or go home. The VAR Wars have claimed many victims. Perfectly good goals. Perfectly good evenings. The will to live. This shirt is for everyone who has ever celebrated a goal, checked the referee's ear, and slowly sat back down again like a deflating bouncy castle. May the VAR be with you. It won't help.