"I Grew Up On Master Ken" American Apparel Crop Tee

"I Grew Up On Master Ken" American Apparel Crop Tee

Brand: Master Ken's Store
29.95 USD In stock Buy at Merchant

Some girls had Disney dads. You had a dad who thought a groin stomp was a valid life skill. If your dad introduced you to Master Ken before he taught you how to drive… this crop tee was actually made for you. Featuring the iconic “I Grew Up On Master Ken And I Turned Out Just Fine” design, this shirt lets everyone know three important things: ✔ You train. Or your family members do. ✔ Your sense of humor is questionable. ✔ Your childhood was supervised by a man who probably yelled “RE-STOMP THE GROIN!” at least once. Perfect for: • Karate kids who never really grew up • Women whose dads still send Master Ken clips at 6:00 AM • Anyone who can quote Enter the Dojo from memory Soft, flattering, and guaranteed to make you the coolest person at your gym or dojo. Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in random fist bumps, unsolicited dad jokes, and texts from your guy friends asking where you got it. Tag your dojo bestie. Or send it directly to your dad and remind him that however you turned out… it’s probably his fault. Order by June 10 to receive in time for Father's Day (June 21).

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  • s — 29.95 USD — In stock
  • m — 29.95 USD — In stock
  • l — 29.95 USD — In stock
  • xl — 29.95 USD — In stock

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