every christmas they liked to push themselves to the brink (black version) / christmas card

Because nothing says “holiday traditions” quite like too much food, too many drinks, and questionable decisions. 😂🎄 This funny Christmas card features a retro African American couple with the hilariously honest sentiment: “Every Christmas they liked to push themselves to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes.” A perfect card for the friends and family who believe the holidays are about indulgence, overdoing it, and pretending January will be different. Whether you’re shopping for a funny Christmas card for your best friend, a sibling, a spouse, or that one couple who always takes the holidays a little too far, this card is sure to get a laugh. Perfect for: Funny Christmas card exchanges Black and African American holiday cards Retro Christmas lovers Sarcastic friends and family Couples with a dark or irreverent sense of humor Anyone who enjoys a little holiday excess Check our our retro white couple version also! OUTSIDE: "every christmas they liked to push themselves to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes" INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERCENTOVER50 at checkout ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed. want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $11. ✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.