THE FULL MONTY

THE FULL MONTY — FROM £5,250 Roof. Walls. Seating. Table. Fire. The lot. Nothing held back. The Full Monty is for people who don’t believe in doing things by halves. A substantial handmade timber garden shelter with enough room for around eight adults, U-shaped seating, a central table, solid rear wall, partial side protection and a proper log burner tucked underneath the right-hand seating. So yes. It’s big. It’s woody. And it gets very hot underneath. What more do you want? WHAT’S INSIDE U-shaped timber seating Central table Solid rear wall Partial side protection Reclaimed-style window Integrated log burner Ventilated, fire-resistant burner housing Handmade timber construction Enough room for approximately eight adults to get comfortable and make questionable choices The reclaimed-style window brings in extra light. Very useful if you want to see exactly what everybody’s getting up to. APPROXIMATE SIZE Footprint: 300 cm × 300 cm Ridge height: approximately 320 cm Eaves height: approximately 210 cm Seat height: 45 cm Seat depth: approximately 50 cm Three metres wide. Three metres deep. Over three metres tall. At some point, pretending size doesn’t matter just becomes dishonest. THE HOT BIT The log burner sits beneath the right-hand seating inside a carefully designed, ventilated and fire-resistant housing. Warm underneath. Protected where it counts. And very capable of raising the temperature once a few people get inside. Final stove installation is agreed for the specific site. Because we like things hot. We just don’t like them irresponsibly hot. OPTIONAL EXTRAS If showing off the Full Monty still isn’t enough, you can add: Solar power Lighting Bluetooth speakers Charging points Hidden storage Branded panels Planted living roof Mood lighting? Obviously. Speakers? Of course. Hidden storage? We’re not asking what for. PRICE From £5,250 Made to order in approximately 6–8 weeks. Delivery, groundwork and final stove installation are quoted after site assessment. If you want yours bigger, darker, rougher, more private, more exposed, or with extra protection, we can talk. We’re very open-minded. MADE WOOD LOVE Handmade. One-off. Built around real life. The Full Monty. Big enough for eight. Hot underneath. Plenty of room to spread out. And absolutely no point pretending you came here for something subtle. Delivery UK delivery is included in the price. If you’re in North Wales, we’ll usually bring it to you ourselves. Further afield, we’ll arrange the best way of getting it to you safely — pallet, courier, van, or whatever makes most sense for the piece. Some of the larger and more gloriously awkward creations may need a little extra organising, particularly if you’re a long way from us, but we’ll sort that with you directly. Collection is always welcome too. At the moment, we deliver within the UK only.