Mombie 20oz Tumbler

🧟♀️ Warning: Uncaffeinated Mom Zone! ☕ Meet your new morning survival kit - the 20oz 'Mombie Before Coffee' glass tumbler, because sometimes being a mom means being a zombie until that sweet, sweet caffeine kicks in! Your mom-survival kit includes 1 crystal-clear 20oz glass tumbler (to see exactly how much coffee you have left) 1 bent glass straw (for drinking while simultaneously tying shoes and finding lost socks) 1 straight glass straw (for those rare moments when kids are actually listening) 1 straw cleaner (because cleaning ONE more thing won't kill you... probably) 1 bamboo lid (to prevent spillage during toddler tornado situations) Perfect for: School drop-off lines Soccer practice sidelines Hide-and-seek timeouts Pretending to be invisible at PTA meetings Surviving another episode of Cocomelon This Dishwasher-safe tumbler is your silent way of saying 'I love my kids, but please don't talk to me until this is empty.' Plus, it's eco-friendly - because saving the planet is important, even in your mombie state! 🌍 Warning: May cause sudden ability to function as a human being. Side effects include actually completing sentences, finding lost shoes, and remembering why you walked into a room. Does not guarantee immunity from kid chaos, but makes it much more manageable! 😉 Details: High Borosilicate Glass Cup Heat Resistant & Lead Free 20oz Bamboo Lid 1 Glass Bent Straw, 1 Glass Straight Straw + 1 Straw Cleaner Black graphic Keeps liquids cold/hot 8+ hours Care: Dishwasher Safe Bamboo lid - hand wash, do not let sit in water Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning