Sidewalk Shepherd shirt

remember that show Whale Wars? "Delivery bot, this is Sidewalk Shepherd. You are illegally operating a motor vehicle in a protected area. Stop your operations. We will not allow you to continue." YO: If you suspect that you might find yourself in a kinetic self-defense situation with a delivery bot, DO NOT WEAR THIS SHIRT! Vandalism is a felony in Pennsylvania if you do $5,000 or more in damage. Even if your face is obscured, the cameras will see the shirt and they'll subpoena Shopify for a list of customers who bought it, and then they'll charge your ass. 100% cotton black shirt with white. Hanes or Gildan brand tees depending on availability. Printed to order and shipped out of West Philadelphia by me, Mattie.