The Dear Vincent Corkscrew Is it French? No. Is it Italian? Also no. Is it a shitty corkscrew we found on Temu and whacked our logo on? Absolutely. But it opens wine, which is really the important bit. Keep it in the kitchen, glovebox, picnic basket or wherever emergencies involving unopened bottles tend to occur. Cheap. Questionable. Surprisingly useful. Very Dear Vincent.