CUKIER KRZEPI, ALE KOKAINA BARDZIEJ – Organic Cotton Sweatshirt

**Sugar gives you energy. But apparently, there's something stronger.** A little Polish nostalgia, a questionable life motto, and a whole lot of attitude. Featuring the iconic phrase **“CUKIER KRZEPI, ALE KOKAINA BARDZIEJ”** (Sugar gives you strength, but cocaine even more), this sweatshirt is perfect for people who appreciate dark humor, Polish absurdity, and fashion that makes strangers look twice. Inspired by vintage Polish advertising slogans and reimagined with a slightly illegal sense of humor, this unisex sweatshirt is your new favorite conversation starter. And because questionable jokes deserve excellent quality, it's made from **100% organic cotton** — soft, cozy, and comfortable enough for your everyday existential crisis. ### WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT * **100% organic ring-spun combed cotton** – soft, breathable, and comfortable. * **Premium heavyweight fabric** – 350 g/m² for a substantial, cozy feel. * **Unisex regular fit** – effortlessly stylish on everyone. * **Durable construction** – reinforced stitching for long-lasting wear. * **Vintage-inspired Polish humor** – because subtlety is overrated. * **Perfect gift** – for your sarcastic best friend, your favorite Polish person, or yourself. ### PRODUCT DETAILS * Material: 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton * Fabric weight: 350 g/m² (10.3 oz./yd.²) * Fit: Unisex, regular * Set-in sleeves * Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem * Double-needle stitching for durability * Herringbone back neck tape * Self-fabric half moon at the back neck * Blank product sourced from Bangladesh **Size note:** US customers should order one size up, as this sweatshirt runs smaller than standard US sizing. ### THE VERY UGLY PLATES PHILOSOPHY Life is too short for boring clothes and socially acceptable jokes. Wear responsibly. Explain yourself irresponsibly. **VERY UGLY PLATES – Making questionable statements look good since 2018.** This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Age restrictions: For adults EU Warranty: 2 years Other compliance information: Meets the EU REACH requirements. In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak INC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide CHEST WIDTH (cm) BODY LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) S 50.5 68 64.5 M 53 72 66 L 56 74 67.5 XL 59 76 69 2XL 62 78 70.5