Eat a D*ck Stainless Steel Script Ring

A classic. Our Eat a Dick Ring brings the attitude in a bold script design that does all the talking for you. Made from durable stainless steel, it’s designed for everyday wear—and yes, it’s water-safe, so you don’t have to baby it. Available in gold or silver, this one is perfect worn solo or stacked with your other favorite rings. DETAILS Stainless steel Water-safe 💦 Available in gold + silver Fixed-size band — not adjustable Script “eat a dick ” design Tarnish-resistant and made for everyday wear CARE: Wear it. Wash your hands. Hold grudges. Thrive