I'm Sorry Dave, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Do That Nat 1 Red Dice T-Shirt

This sci-fi RPG shirt puts a glowing red D20 right into the panel of a retro spaceship computer, and the die has landed on a natural 1. The computer delivers its verdict in the calmest voice in the galaxy: I'm sorry, I can't let you do that. The red die is the whole joke. Movie fans know that shade of red as the unblinking stare of the most polite villain in sci-fi ("I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."). Tabletop players know it as the color of their worst nat 1 memories. Put them together and you get every game master who has ever vetoed a perfect plan without raising their voice. Nobody expects the ship's computer to side with the dice, but here we are, locked outside the airlock again. Printed in full color on a soft [cotton / blend] tee, available in [list shirt colors]. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the red glowing.