THE SUBMARINE

For those times when your butt deserves a shower. Meet The Submarine - a portable travel bidet built to go below the surface and wash away the mess with targeted precision. Just fill, aim, and squeeze for a refreshing stream of water exactly where you need it. At home after Taco Tuesday? We get it. Stuck in a questionable public restroom? Gross. Deep in the woods? Nature calls. Wherever the day takes you, The Submarine delivers a powerful, refreshing clean without the need for batteries, plumbing, or complicated setup. Perfect for a thorough clean of your rear or front, The Submarine is made to be used everywhere, anytime. Keep it in your bathroom, travel bag, car, camping gear, or wherever your butt might need a little extra attention. The Submarine Includes: 1 Portable Bidet — 300 mL bottle with retractable nozzle. 1 Travel Bag — Stealthy, convenient carry wherever you go. 1 Sealable Cap — Keeps everything contained and leak-free when not in use. Fill. Aim. Squeeze. Feel brand spankin' new.