"Procrastinate & Masturbate" Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend hugs like a familiar throw, the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add durability, and the roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands cozy. Wear it while nursing a coffee, grinding through a deadline (or avoiding one), or lounging at home when the world feels a little too loud. Product features - 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fleece (8 oz) — cozy, durable, soft - Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and adjustable fit - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed