Vodka

This is not a product. -This is a voluntary birthday tribute to Praporchik: drinking money, warehouse morale support, and legal bribery. No item will be shipped. No address is needed. No shipping cost will be added. You receive nothing physical in return. What you do receive: A tiny thank you from Praporchik’s minuscule heart. The comfort of knowing your name will be toasted with full ceremonial respect. And the knowledge that, for one brief moment, you helped keep the warehouse regime alive. Buckle up, warrior. We will see you next year!