**SCRATCH & DENT SALE** Sl*ts Made of Star Stuff: A Tab00 & Alien Polycule Collection – Signed Paperback

**PLEASE NOTE: These are SCRATCH AND DENT copies of the Sl*ts Made of Star Stuff SIGNED PAPERBACK (with b/w art inside). Damage ranges from scuffed spines to bent front and back covers and interior pages. By buying this product, you are acknowledging that you will receive a less-than-perfect copy. These are first come first serve.** Add on the matching art print HERE and if you’re looking for the DELUXE ebook with bonus art inside (in full color), go HERE.* Remember! Only patrons receive sneak peeks, access to patron-only special edition sales, $5 off signed books, and 20% off art prints (coupon codes can be found in this collection). Join my Patreon HERE. What’s that in the sky? A bird, a plane, fireworks for the 4th of July? Guess again! It’s the long awaited COLLECTION of all the zesty twin specials (real or imagined) and h*rny glo worm encounters to date… So don you best kimono and grab your opera glasses for Sl*ts Made of Star Stuff: A Tab00 & Alien Polycule Collection by C. Rochelle! This collection is ONLY available direct from C, as a ready-to-read DELUXE ebook (with so. much. N/SFW art inside by Lemonade Doodles) and a signed paperback (with an art print add-on, because, why not?). Yes, the COVER is sans emojis once you claim your official copy (and, of course, a special edition with full-color art inside will be on the way – eventually). For now, please enjoy the following tasty tales: Big Banging: A Multi-Vers “Zesty” Special (Theo’s Infamous Fanfic) Chapter 32 (Rabble: End Game): THE KISS & The Rise of Dom Gabriel Happy Winter-Ween: A Villainous Things Not Quite Halloween Special Horny F*cking Glo Worms: An Alien Polycule Encounter Just Kiss Already: Another Zesty Twin Special All I Want Before I Die: Another Alien Polycule Encounter What Babygirl Wants: An Interstellar Alien Polycule Bonus Angel Can Get It: A Slooty Besties Boudoir V-Day Special Be Sweet for Me: A Ziggy & Dre Polycule Special Gods of Dreams and Death: A Throuple Somno DP Special Patreon Note: As with my last bonus collection (Villainous All the Way), all the tales contained within have been previously enjoyed by my lovely patrons (MVPs of DP and above!), and will remain (unedited) in the Bonus Content Collection on my Patreon. THIS COLLECTION WILL NOT BE MADE AVAILABLE ON AMAZON/KU. BUYING DIRECT IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET YOUR STARRY TENDRILS ON A COPY. **It is HIGHLY recommended that you read the complete Villainous Things AND Villains in Space series FIRST** in order to fully appreciate the complex connections of not just the “alien polycule” but all the various relationships within. (Plus, certain plot points from the series will be spoiled if you start here.) Or you can just ignore me. Theo would. Why buy from me instead of Amazon? Besides authors getting a higher percentage of profit from direct sales, every sale that comes through my store makes me a little less reliant on the Zon. **INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS** For those in Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom, shipping will be calculated automatically on checkout. For those requiring shipping of art and/or signed books to a different, non-EU country (as I cannot ship to the EU. Please use a forwarding service like Stackry.), please email store@c-rochelle.com with your full address and all the items you wish to purchase and my team will be in touch. And if you want to listen along to “What Babygirl Wants,” head to the official Romantisode, narrated by Michael Ferraiuolo & Nick J. Russo.