for your birthday i got you squat / birthday card

Give them the birthday gift they never knew they needed… squat. 😂 This hilarious birthday card features a vintage-inspired retro guy in a Speedo doing a squat with the perfectly ridiculous message: “For your birthday I got you squat.” It’s a fun and unexpected choice for the guy (or gal) who appreciates dumb jokes, clever wordplay, retro humor, or a good laugh. Perfect for your husband, boyfriend, dad, brother, son, best friend, gym buddy, workout partner, or anyone who deserves a birthday card that’s a little bit cheeky and a lot funny. Perfect for: • Funny birthday gifts • Husband or boyfriend birthdays • Dad birthday cards • Brother birthday cards • Funny cards for gym lovers • Fitness and workout humor • Friends with a goofy sense of humor OUTSIDE: "for your birthday i got you squat" INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope.◆◆◆◆◆◆◆DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed. want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $9 ✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.