Merry Christmas Assholes - Women's T-Shirt
Santa flipping the bird finally makes "Merry Christmas" mean something, and the something is "assholes." Ninety years of stale cookies and complaints from the naughty list, and the man's entire feedback form is one finger. The Details: White retro script text reads "Merry Christmas Assholes" in casual hand-drawn cursive lettering in the upper left. A white vintage line-art illustration below depicts Santa Claus with a full beard and fur-trimmed hat and coat, carrying a large sack over one shoulder and raising his other hand with the middle finger extended, rendered with heavy crosshatching and halftone-style shading. Scattered white stars and dots surround the figure. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton. Features a feminine, semi-contoured silhouette. Luxury (Heather Colors): Ultra-soft Airlume Cotton/Poly blend. Relaxed fit with a vintage texture. Construction: Both styles feature side-seaming for a flattering fit. Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA.
Specifications
- Color
- Red, Irish Green, Heather Red
- Size
- S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Variants (18)
- Red / S — 34.95 USD — In stock
- Red / M — 34.95 USD — In stock
- Red / L — 34.95 USD — In stock
- Red / XL — 34.95 USD — In stock
- Red / 2XL — 35.95 USD — In stock
- Red / 3XL — 36.95 USD — Out of stock
- Irish Green / S — 34.95 USD — In stock
- Irish Green / M — 34.95 USD — In stock
- Irish Green / L — 34.95 USD — In stock
- Irish Green / XL — 34.95 USD — In stock
- Irish Green / 2XL — 35.95 USD — In stock
- Irish Green / 3XL — 36.95 USD — Out of stock
- Heather Red / S — 37.95 USD — In stock
- Heather Red / M — 37.95 USD — In stock
- Heather Red / L — 37.95 USD — In stock
- Heather Red / XL — 37.95 USD — In stock
- Heather Red / 2XL — 38.95 USD — In stock
- Heather Red / 3XL — 39.95 USD — In stock
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