Coffee Or Your Head Tee

Give me coffee or I'll take your head. Coffee Or Your Head is for people who wake up with priorities and zero patience for anyone standing between them and the first cup. Loud zombie artwork, heavyweight cotton, and the kind of morning energy that turns a caffeine craving into a hostage negotiation. The Uniform Heavyweight 100% combed cotton Boxy fit with drop shoulders Vintage-inspired pigment-dyed black Tear-away tag Sizes S–3XL Care Machine wash cold with similar colors Non-chlorine bleach only when needed Tumble dry low Iron low and avoid printed areas Do not dry clean For the dangerously under-caffeinated. Colors may look slightly different in person. Screens lie. We don’t.