Wankernomics Lanyards 3-pack

Are you... ... sick of being in meetings you barely understand? ... tired of reading emails that make no sense? ... constantly stuck a conversations with colleagues you barely know about their uninteresting lives? Introducing the ultimate tool to help you get ahead at work without actually knowing anything. The Wankernomics Lanyards are cheat sheets on what to say and write in a modern workplace to make it sound like you know what you're doing, even though you don't. There are three varieties, each providing a colour-coded cheat sheet on a crucial aspect of modern workplace communication: Meetings Cheat Sheet Emails Cheat Sheet Small Talk Cheat Sheet Each Cheat Sheet is printed on a high quality PVC card that is the same size as a standard swipe card or ID, which means you can walk around all day with these useful and informative cheat sheets hanging around your neck, ready to use whenever you find yourself totally out of your depth. Plus each card comes with an extra-subtle, bright orange lanyard, which will signal to fellow work colleagues in the know, that you're senior management material. Specifications: Wankernomics CheatSheet Card: 90mm x 60mm Lanyard: 900mm x 20mm Made in China Individually wrapped, you can buy just one, but why not get all three? It's the perfect gift for a colleague that you're socially required to give a gift to, even though you have no idea what they would want.