Caution This Vehicle Frequently Slows to Meow at Neighborhood Cats
Caution! This Vehicle Slows to Meow at Cats Bumper Sticker The speed limit is 35, but there's a cat on the sidewalk and we've got important business to attend to. This funny bumper sticker is a public safety announcement for drivers who consider yelling "PSPSPSPS" out their window a perfectly legitimate reason to disrupt traffic. CAUTION: THIS VEHICLE FREQUENTLY SLOWS TO MEOW AT NEIGHBORHOOD CATS. Will the cat respond? Probably not. Will we try anyway? Every single time. π Funny Cat Sticker for People With Extremely Important Cat Business Some people brake for wildlife. You brake for a suspiciously round tabby sitting in somebody's driveway. Featuring a judgmental-looking cat and bold, retro-inspired caution signage, this bumper sticker lets the general public know exactly why you're driving 12 mph through a residential neighborhood. It's not distracted driving. It's community outreach. Perfect for cat lovers, proud cat parents, neighborhood cat enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever been personally rejected by a stray cat they desperately wanted to befriend. π§² Available as a Car Magnet or Vinyl Sticker Commitment issues? We understand. Choose a permanent vinyl sticker or removable car magnet. Either way, your vehicle can proudly announce that feline interactions take priority over arriving anywhere on time. Size: Approximately 8.5" Γ 2.5" Sticker: Premium, waterproof, all-weather vinyl Standard magnet: Flexible 20 mil magnetic material Extra-thick magnet: 30 mil, recommended for colder climates or stronger winds Made in Washington: Designed, printed, and packed in-house πͺ Weatherproof Sticker Built for Cat-Related Emergencies Rain? Fine. Sunshine? Whatever. Another neighborhood cat demanding your immediate attention? Obviously. Our weatherproof sticker is waterproof, smudge-resistant, fade-resistant, and car wash-safe. Apply it to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface for best results. Magnets require magnetic metal, so check your vehicle before ordering. Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, and clean underneath periodically. Actual dimensions may vary slightly because we're humans making things, not robots. Listing mockups aren't to scale, and screen colors may vary. π Buy 2, Get 1 Free One cat-related public service announcement is good. Three ridiculous stickers are better. Every third sticker or magnet is FREE, automatically applied at checkout. Mix and match your favorites. No code needed. Ships worldwide from Washington, typically within 1β3 business days. Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people canβt stop buying or arguing about in traffic. Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity. For new drops, chaotic ideas, and stickers in the wild, follow us on Instagram β we post the good stuff there first.
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- Sticker or Magnet
- Sticker, Standard Magnet, Extra Thick Magnet
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- Sticker β 10.50 USD β In stock
- Standard Magnet β 14.50 USD β In stock
- Extra Thick Magnet β 16.50 USD β In stock
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