Dirty Warning Short

These are the shorts your parents warned you about. Every pair is hand dyed mustard, one at a time, then sprayed down and distressed until it looks like it's lived a few lives, and covered leg to leg in the Dirty Souf story. Left leg runs the history: COMME DES DIRTYS, Unknown Movement, Dirty le Galleria, 1998–2026, Design District USA, SOUF. Right leg is the code: This Life Ain't Easy. Sell Your Dreams, Not Your Soul. Land of the Free. A flaming skull and dice for the ones who took the risk anyway, and down at the hem in marker: We are the kids that your parents warned you about. Longline, wide in the leg, raw at the bottom. Every graphic drawn in-house and printed in our Texas factory.HAND DYED AND SPRAYED: NO TWO PAIRS COME OUT THE SAME.Details Hand-dyed mustard longline shorts Relaxed, wide-leg fit: take your normal size. Model is wearing a Large. All-over sprayed and distressed finish Oversized multi-placement graphics across both legs Elastic waistband with adjustable drawcord Side pockets and back welt pocket Raw-cut hems Every pair is hand dyed, so color and spray vary piece to piece Graphics designed in-house and printed in Texas CareCold wash inside out, separately for the first few washes. Some dye release is normal. Hang dry. Do not bleach. The dye and spray will soften and fade a little over time. That's the point.