Scented Soy Candle — “Tool Cults Suck” 9oz Novelty Candle (Made with Real Tears)

A small-batch, thoughtfully made soy candle that brings a familiar, comforting atmosphere to the corners of your life. Hand-poured into a reusable glass jar, this 9 oz candle fills the room with layered, natural fragrance — from crisp orchard apples to smoky holiday warmth, or the clean linen hush of cotton. The cotton wick and soy blend burn cleanly and evenly for roughly 50–60 hours, leaving behind a tidy jar you can wash and repurpose as a holder for matches, small plants, or desk supplies. It’s crafted without synthetic dyes or harmful additives, assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, and labeled with a glossy permanent sticker that stands up on your shelf. Choose from a dozen scent profiles (including unscented) to match a mood or moment: citrus-spiced, oceanic, herbal, floral, or sweet-creamy. This candle settles into everyday rituals — late-night reading, quiet baths, winding down after a long day — and subtly shifts the room’s feeling with natural essential oils and carefully balanced blends. Product features - Eco-friendly, vegan soy wax blend with no parabens, plastics, or synthetic dyes - Reusable 9 oz glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning - Choice of 12 scents (from Apple Harvest to Sea Salt + Orchid) or unscented - Approximate burn time: 50–60 hours on a 100% cotton wick - ASTM compliant; assembled in the USA with a glossy permanent label Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.