Church of the Chonk Short Sleeve T-Shirt | Treat Yourself
This comfortable t-shirt is a ritual garment required of every true disciple of Our Lady of the Eternal Chonk. Enlightenment is only one treat away so be kind to yourself and get this shirt today. • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon • Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk for extra durability • 40 singles • Regular fit • Side-seamed construction • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Specifications
- Color
- Solid Black Triblend, True Royal Triblend, Athletic Grey Triblend, Solid White Triblend
- Size
- XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Variants (28)
- Solid Black Triblend / XS — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Solid Black Triblend / S — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Solid Black Triblend / M — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Solid Black Triblend / L — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Solid Black Triblend / XL — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Solid Black Triblend / 2XL — 40.00 USD — In stock
- Solid Black Triblend / 3XL — 42.00 USD — In stock
- True Royal Triblend / XS — 36.00 USD — In stock
- True Royal Triblend / S — 36.00 USD — In stock
- True Royal Triblend / M — 36.00 USD — In stock
- True Royal Triblend / L — 36.00 USD — In stock
- True Royal Triblend / XL — 36.00 USD — In stock
- True Royal Triblend / 2XL — 40.00 USD — In stock
- True Royal Triblend / 3XL — 42.00 USD — In stock
- Athletic Grey Triblend / XS — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Athletic Grey Triblend / S — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Athletic Grey Triblend / M — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Athletic Grey Triblend / L — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Athletic Grey Triblend / XL — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Athletic Grey Triblend / 2XL — 40.00 USD — In stock
- Athletic Grey Triblend / 3XL — 42.00 USD — In stock
- Solid White Triblend / XS — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Solid White Triblend / S — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Solid White Triblend / M — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Solid White Triblend / L — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Solid White Triblend / XL — 36.00 USD — In stock
- Solid White Triblend / 2XL — 40.00 USD — In stock
- Solid White Triblend / 3XL — 42.00 USD — In stock
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