PUPPIES Keep Kids Off Drugs & Violence Heavyweight Muscle Tank | As Seen on House of Stassi

'90s Nostalgia Meets Streetwear Style: The House of Stassi Featured Tank Throw it back to the ultimate retro aesthetic with a cheeky, pup-approved twist. Featured on Stassi’s hit series House of Stassi, the PUPPIES Keep Kids Off Drugs & Violence Heavyweight Muscle Tank parodies the iconic '90s anti-drug graphics with high-contrast red-and-white lettering finished with a signature smiley face. It’s loud, funny, and instantly recognizable. Heavyweight Construction & Vintage Finish: Engineered for a structured, architectural drape, this muscle tee is built on our heavy-duty cotton blank. Each tank undergoes a specialized garment-dye and wash process, giving it an authentic vintage fade, an exceptionally soft hand-feel, and a lived-in look right out of the package. Designed for Style & Breathability: Streetwear Silhouette: Features a relaxed, boxy torso with a clean crew neck collar for a modern, boxy drape. Unrestricted Fit: Deep, raw-edge style armholes give your shoulders complete freedom of movement while keeping you cool on warm days. Durable Graphic Print: High-density screen-printed graphic engineered to resist cracking, peeling, and fading through every wash cycle. Staple Colorways: Washed Charcoal: Gritty, mineral-washed dark grey with pure vintage gym energy. Classic Black: Clean, deep black that lets the vibrant red-and-white graphic pop. Washed Navy: Faded denim-blue hue with a sun-bleached, retro coastal feel. 📏 Sizing, Fit & Care Guide 📋 Sizing & Fit Advice Fit Profile: Gender-neutral, boxy streetwear fit. Sizing Tip: Fits true to size for a standard relaxed look. If you prefer an exaggerated, ultra-oversized silhouette, size up one full size. 🧼 Care Instructions To keep the vintage wash rich and protect the bold screen-printed graphic, machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry on low heat or line dry. Do not iron directly over the chest print. Rated 4.9/5 stars · Featured in MTV, Cosmopolitan, ESPN & SoulCycle · Ships with a handwritten note, a tennis ball & stickers 🐾 · Every purchase supports dog rescues nationwide