RETAIN NOTHING — Mandatory Reintegration Cycle — Mug

You have been cleared for re-entry into the Mandatory Reintegration Cycle. This vessel has been issued by the Bureau of Compulsory Attendance to confirm your psychological status: compliant, depleted, and ready to absorb information you will not retain past the second Friday of October. Drink from it in first period. Let the institution see what it has made.The Re-Entry Program makes no guarantees regarding the transfer of knowledge, the preservation of will, or the long-term viability of the subject. Attendance is mandatory. Learning is optional. Forgetting is assured. RETAIN NOTHING is not a warning — it is a mission statement, a track record, and an honest assessment of twelve years of public education delivered in a single deadpan order. Issued pursuant to Annual Cycle Resumption Protocol 9-through-June Subject has demonstrated full compliance with prior forgetting requirements Caffeine intake is recommended but will not be sufficient This vessel does not constitute endorsement of consciousness before 8 a.m. The horrors are scheduled. Please consult your homeroom assignment. No refunds. No appeals. See you next year.