Fueled by Coffee. Driven by Chaos. — Sarge’s Signature Softstyle Tee

Fueled by Coffee. Driven by Chaos. — Sarge’s Signature Softstyle Tee Lightweight, high-comfort, and built for everyday dominance—this tee is the official off-duty uniform of coffee-fueled legends. Featuring Sarge, The Coffee Veteran’s fearless mascot, this bold design captures the energy of high-octane mornings and monster-truck levels of ambition. Design Feature: Printed front and center: a battle-ready squirrel gripping the wheel of a roaring monster truck with one paw and a steaming mug in the other. The flaming backdrop and the words “Fueled by Coffee – Driven by Chaos” make your priorities clear. Fit & Fabric: Material: 100% ring-spun cotton (heathers and greys include polyester blend) Weight: Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — soft but structured Label: Tear-away for zero neck irritation Collar: Ribbed knit that resists curling Shoulders: Twill tape reinforcement for extra durability Ethics: Made with responsibly grown U.S. cotton; Oeko-Tex certified Why This Tee Rules: It is breathable, ridiculously soft, and louder than your morning alarm. Whether you are lifting, lounging, or launching into chaos, it keeps pace with your grind and your grindset. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50