“How to Handle Stupid Customers” Matte Vertical Poster

A training manual for the industry that never made it past HR. 18″ x 24″ Width, in 18.00 Length, in 24.00 Cleaver & Blade™ Official Poster Release Not every lesson belongs in a handbook. Some belong on your wall. The “How to Handle Stupid Customers” Vintage Poster delivers a brutal, tongue-in-cheek take on customer service, wrapped in a distressed retro design that feels ripped straight out of a forgotten 1970s training manual. Built for cooks, bartenders, servers, and anyone who’s ever smiled through absolute nonsense, this piece hits exactly where it should—somewhere between humor and truth. Hang it in the kitchen, office, garage, or anywhere the real conversations happen. FEATURES • 18” x 24” vertical format • High-resolution 300 DPI print file • Vintage distressed texture for authentic retro feel • Bold, high-contrast typography for visibility • Designed for professional cooks and service industry lifers • Perfect for framing or direct wall display Digital Print File (PNG) Optimized for professional printing at 300 DPI Designed for: Kitchens Bars Offices Studios Back-of-house spaces This is wall art for people who already know. Cleaver & Blade™ exists for the ones who stayed. The ones who worked the doubles, closed the line, and came back anyway. This isn’t décor. It’s documentation. chef poster restaurant wall art kitchen humor print customer service parody funny chef gift line cook decor back of house art vintage parody poster bar and restaurant decor dark humor kitchen art Add it to your wall. Let it say what you can't