Everybody Dies Hoodie — Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

For fans of the D&D Adventures TV show "Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!" as well as realists everywhere. S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86 Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend gives it a soft, brushed interior and structure that holds the print crisp and flat. Pouch pocket and double-lined hood keep you warm; color-matched drawcord and clean tubular knit create a minimalist silhouette that feels lived-in from the first wear. Wear it when you want to make a low-key, provocative statement—on long drives, at all-night shows, or while hanging out with friends who get your darker humor. Product features - 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric for warmth and soft feel - Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Color-matched drawcord, double-lined hood, and kangaroo pouch pocket - DTF and DTG print methods used for crisp chest, sleeve, wrist, and neck graphics - Embroidery option available on chest or wrists; tear-away label for comfort Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed