I Will Stab You Botox T-Shirt

💉 Threatening Wrinkles Since Day One For the Injector Who Says It With a Smile (and a Syringe) Meet the official shirt for everyone who's ever winked at a needle. The I Will Stab You T-Shirt features a charming little cartoon Botox bottle gripping a syringe like he means business — because around here, "just a little poke" is basically a love language. This funny Botox shirt is part inside joke, part uniform, part personality reveal. The bold purple print pops on classic white cotton for serious vintage cartoon energy with a beauty-industry edge. It's the kind of medspa apparel that makes regulars laugh, coworkers nod knowingly, and clients ask where you got it. Whether you're an aesthetic nurse running back-to-back appointments, a medspa owner restocking the breakroom drawer, or a Botox lover who books her touch-ups before vacations — this tee was made for your kind of humor. Soft, breathable, and ridiculously easy to wear, it pairs just as well with scrubs as it does with denim. Smooth foreheads. Sharper jokes. Stab away.