Danielle Smith’s Tears — Water Bottle Sticker

Hot. Salty. Always Refreshing. Full of Electrolytes. Introducing Danielle Smith’s Tears — the refreshing taste of Alberta political drama, now conveniently available in sticker form. Inspired by recent headlines after Alberta Premier Danielle Smith became emotional during a televised online forum while discussing Alberta’s grievances with Ottawa, including federal oil-and-gas production caps, this waterproof vinyl sticker reimagines the whole episode as a premium bottled-water label. And with Smith’s approval rating recently sitting below 40%, there may be plenty more where these came from. Why let perfectly good electrolytes go to waste? Featuring snowy mountains, crystal-blue water and all the visual cues of a classic bottled-water label, Danielle Smith’s Tears is perfect for your water bottle, laptop, cooler, toolbox, car window or anywhere that could use a little Canadian political satire. Drink responsibly. The tears are hot, salty and always refreshing. Sticker Details Approx. 4" wide × 1.25" tall Waterproof vinyl Contour cut Durable full-colour print Suitable for indoor and outdoor use Designed and printed in Victoria, BC, Canada Satirical artwork; not affiliated with or endorsed by Danielle Smith, the Government of Alberta or any political party